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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>You were caught on the cross fire of childhood and stardom,
blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger,
you legend, you martyr, and shine!</description><title>Self-portrait</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @not-if-but-when)</generator><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>raptivist:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b6edbd7235a5eee65d39232608e686e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/601fe926e671d0371b32188e7528194e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/894e0aaa106a83211432a59c108aa721/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ad0ab0410b41995fdfdde425316a124/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9402e9d5f6705b290c566aa58c23b0f1/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/994bb692f36215477a8a71813fcd832e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/288ba1bda27bc96bfbc4a42d3d0efa89/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://raptivist.tumblr.com/post/45117364008/heidi-the-rabbit-heidi-has-arthritis-in-her" target="_blank"&gt;raptivist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heidi the rabbit!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50966203003</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50966203003</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:06:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f55a95f8814002f6ff5aa45f891bd736/tumblr_mmw2yjlZHS1r8lbj0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50966024925</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50966024925</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:04:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/50856722751/is-this-cocaine-gluten-free" target="_blank"&gt;partybarackisinthehousetonight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;is this cocaine gluten free&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50965956163</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50965956163</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:03:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZNM0ENUCO5I?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50965864727</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50965864727</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:01:40 -0700</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>jay leno</category><category>karaoke</category></item><item><title>"“Running is flying*”

*When you walk, one foot is always on the ground.  When you run, most of the..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;“Running is flying*”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;*When you walk, one foot is always on the ground.  When you run, most of the time you are actually airborne. For example: a 6-foot-tall runner with feet about 1 foot long was found to take 1,250 steps while running 8-minute miles.  Thus, while covering 1 mile—5,280 feet—he was in touch with the ground for 1,250 feet and airborne for 4,030 feet.  &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Put another way, he was in the air for 76% of the time.  So don’t think of it as a 10-mile run.  Think of it as 7 miles of flying.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Running is Flying”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By: Paul E. Richardson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wakeupbreathe.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;wakeupbreathe&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50960026226</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50960026226</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:44:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>people think mixtapes are for losers on cliche movies but honestly i would probably melt into a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;people think mixtapes are for losers on cliche movies but honestly i would probably melt into a puddle of happiness if someone made a mixtape for me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50959344267</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50959344267</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:36:19 -0700</pubDate><category>personal</category><category>love</category><category>mixtapes</category><category>music</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fad96b9305826453515bd0f305f2a3b3/tumblr_mn2jimBcWg1qfewgbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cd3e485784a29d3525cda374e6972e4/tumblr_mn2jimBcWg1qfewgbo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50959117487</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50959117487</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:33:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>maud-lin:

 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cff4cca50ac9b03242ac034c1b4dd34d/tumblr_mkfaottqy71r7iwfko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maud-lin.tumblr.com/post/50951569551" target="_blank"&gt;maud-lin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://o-rigin.tumblr.com/post/50290454031/fr-shhh-cohfee-transparent-wooo-omg-it" target="_blank"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50958929693</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50958929693</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:31:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84306bcd0f7f2c2cbcde62b82ee6ffc8/tumblr_mmz6ipi84z1riwxulo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://areyoutryingtodeduceme.tumblr.com/post/50787967774/this-will-never-not-be-hilarious-to-me" target="_blank"&gt;areyoutryingtodeduceme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this will never not be hilarious to me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50956935572</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50956935572</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:07:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be6329002582112a7c4bf9dd9d83c603/tumblr_mlnbj87YCn1so58mbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50946288156</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50946288156</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:55:58 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>claydols:

i am HORNY (Honoring Our Radical Newcomer, Yahoo) 
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://claydols.tumblr.com/post/50881732239/i-am-horny-honoring-our-radical-newcomer-yahoo" target="_blank"&gt;claydols&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i am HORNY (Honoring Our Radical Newcomer, Yahoo) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50946272425</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50946272425</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:55:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b9fe3975b8c69dc5aeea7073b9ae363/tumblr_mn2ztuHuvH1qbjt25o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50891576171</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50891576171</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 23:48:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahhardfemme:

Art and text by me, Grace Kettenbrink
Check...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27e1c0f318883829a2b0258406c53508/tumblr_mm7b1vBTL11r8edeeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahhardfemme.tumblr.com/post/49560663657/art-and-text-by-me-grace-kettenbrink-check-out" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahhardfemme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Art and text by me, Grace Kettenbrink&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check out my other work if you like it!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://grace-morgan-art.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://grace-morgan-art.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://grace-morgan-art.tumblr.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50890673798</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50890673798</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 23:26:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>animatingthroughtimeandspace:

STYLISH ASIAN PEOPLE POSTCARD...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c067557e99b8fe6cab4e8e5e33a7e286/tumblr_mn28exaxvD1qlxjhyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d30236ea76007601139ac562ea08ca38/tumblr_mn28exaxvD1qlxjhyo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ff2b9843cf275b4b37c053002da5364/tumblr_mn28exaxvD1qlxjhyo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1f18701d0843e7d5b31ec363a04f737/tumblr_mn28exaxvD1qlxjhyo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/186f26710bdc15f122d6721efe0b2499/tumblr_mn28exaxvD1qlxjhyo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ea24115c0f5b7dd5b0dd3e7b8675071/tumblr_mn28exaxvD1qlxjhyo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animatingthroughtimeandspace.tumblr.com/post/50842180718/stylish-asian-people-postcard-giveaway-everyone" target="_blank"&gt;animatingthroughtimeandspace&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;STYLISH ASIAN PEOPLE POSTCARD GIVEAWAY!!! &lt;br/&gt;EVERYONE WINS (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST)!!!&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For a limited time, EVERYONE (yes, EVERYONE) who reblogs this will recieve a postcard of a SAP (Stylish Asian Person) in the mail from me! The poscard can say whatever you’d like (you can ask for something specific, or just tell me to write you a haiku or something) as long as it isn’t especially obscene/offensive! Postcards may be one of the SAPs pictured above, or a completely different one! There are hundreds to choose from and yours will be randomly selected from the whole batch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;big&gt;BONUS:&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you reblog this and you’re also following me, I will mail you an ADDITIONAL beach party-themed pinup greeting card, selected randomly from one of the five pictured above. I will write something for you on this one too, and there’s a lot more space so you can have me write longer things for you! Again, this is while supplies last!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;RULES:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;IF you want a beach party greeting card, you MUST be following me at the time I mail them out. After that, you can unfollow me if you’d like.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;You DON’T have to follow me for a SAP postcard, just reblog the post. LIKES DO NOT COUNT!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;I won’t write anything especially obscene or offensive on the postcards OR greeting cards, but beyond that, it’s up to you. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;This is while supplies last! Please don’t be disappointed if I run out before I get to you, know that I tried!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;When you reblog this, I’ll go to your ask box to ask for your address. PLEASE let me come to your ask box instead of vice versa, for several reasons:&lt;br/&gt;1) So you know I won’t publish your address&lt;br/&gt;2) So I can stay organized!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;When I ask for your address, please REPLY PRIVATELY with your address and what you want me to say on your card(s)! THIS IS WHEN I’LL BE CHECKING IF YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME, AND THEREFORE IF YOU’LL GET ONE OR TWO CARDS! I’ll check again when I send them out!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;I can only ship inside of the US, sorry!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50856628233</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50856628233</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:18:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>popculturebrain:

nbcsnl:

Stefon’s farewell had, well,...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/widget/widget.html?vid=n37074" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://popculturebrain.com/post/50793690140/nbcsnl-stefons-farewell-had-well-everything" target="_blank"&gt;popculturebrain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/post/50792521361/stefons-farewell-had-well-everything-we-love" target="_blank"&gt;nbcsnl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stefon’s farewell had, well, &lt;em&gt;everything&lt;/em&gt;. We love you Stefon. Thanks for everything!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Perfection.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50796203519</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50796203519</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:09:30 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The best thing in the world.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DyMJAL4KPII?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The best thing in the world.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50713263932</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50713263932</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 00:09:04 -0700</pubDate><category>tribbles</category><category>star trek</category><category>star trek into darkness</category></item><item><title>"No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them."</title><description>“No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Assata Shakur (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ethiopienne.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ethiopienne&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;great quote.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deafmuslimpunx.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;deafmuslimpunx&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our government considers this woman a terrorist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knowledgeequalsblackpower.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;knowledgeequalsblackpower&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50712569657</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50712569657</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:49:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29c45da6eb68999fcb442faa7217ec84/tumblr_mjq80p3KlE1qam8b5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50712499972</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50712499972</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:47:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>hylianprncess:

comicbooksexlife:

“for you my lady”

LOOK AT...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/812b1dab3749d595a00c2d4678a22d6b/tumblr_mldz0roFa61qgfypzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21a1ba308f96cde8946aac3f15fcb23e/tumblr_mldz0roFa61qgfypzo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bb992e542031ad5e584cca38dc85df4/tumblr_mldz0roFa61qgfypzo3_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hylianprncess.tumblr.com/post/50661250434/comicbooksexlife-for-you-my-lady-look-at" target="_blank"&gt;hylianprncess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comicbooksexlife.tumblr.com/post/50599765471/for-you-my-lady" target="_blank"&gt;comicbooksexlife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“for you my lady”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOOK AT IT’S LITTLE SMILE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50666364617</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50666364617</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:49:30 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"You have my permission not to love me;
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself..."</title><description>“You have my permission not to love me;&lt;br/&gt;
I am a cathedral of deadbolts&lt;br/&gt;
and I’d rather burn myself down&lt;br/&gt;
than change the locks.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart”  (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feur.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;feur&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50565127572</link><guid>http://not-if-but-when.tumblr.com/post/50565127572</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 01:08:47 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
